Online Pieces
Debate Me, You Coward! (with River Clegg)
The Monopoly Bank Bailout (with River Clegg)
Welcome to the Comfort Zone! (with River Clegg)
The Stork Who Delivers Babies on Why It’s No Big Deal That He Dropped One
This Stop Sign Is Taking Forever to Turn Green
Presenting “The Bob Mullen’s Life Halftime Report” (with River Clegg)
Will You Marry Me? (No Pressure) (with River Clegg)
CashChum Would Like Permission to Track You (with River Clegg)
Servicing Your Boy (with River Clegg)
Robbie: A User’s Guide (with River Clegg)
Data 4 Sale (with River Clegg)
A Homeschool Report Card in the COVID-19 Era
Dr. Clifton’s Fantastical Miracle Elixir Return Policy
I’m Your Dog and I’m Worried About You
This Poem’s Gonna Be a Hit! (with River Clegg)
But What About (with River Clegg)
The Job Creator Rises at Dawn (with River Clegg)
I’m a Disruptor (with River Clegg)
Your Content Will Resume Shortly (with River Clegg)
George R.R. Martin Might Be Rushing His Work (with River Clegg)
U.F.C. Fighter on How to Protect Yourself from Being Swept Off Your Feet