Evan’s McSweeney’s Pieces

George Soros Made a Bee Sting Me

Welcome to Bubble Time Laundromat

Thoughts on Our Nude Sushi Model

The U.N. Trial of That One Barber Who Always Screws Up

As I Say In My Book

Co-Written with River Clegg

You’re Meditating Wrong

A Donation in Your Name

This Counterfeiting Ring Needs to Make Some Changes

Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Wanted You to Buy This Timeshare

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