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10 Reasons You Just Gotta Put The Gun Down
Finally! Lunchables Added An Empty Section To Spit Tobacco Juice In
Quiz
What Did You Think Of My Screenplay?
Who Said It: Ron Swanson, Ernest Hemingway, Or Someone Else?
How Well Do You Know ‘The Hobbett’?
Slideshow
10 Easy Steps
5 Things ‘Arthur’ Neglected To Teach Us About Life
7 Recent Quotes That Prove The Dalai Lama Is Out Of Spiritual Advice
7 Generic GIFs That Are Just As Good As The Name Brands
5 Movies Ruined By Blatant Product Placement
Blog
My Parenting Methods May Be Unusual, But They Don’t Work
Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Still Prefer The Feel Of Newspaper Between My Thighs
They Said WHAT?!?! Jokes
“The real killer in this country is childhood obesity.”
—OJ Simpson
On the 20th anniversary of his murder trial
“God willing, one day I will be a car.”
—Michael Bay
On ‘Transformers: Age Of Extinction’
“I can’t believe nobody ever noticed I’m missing a finger.”
—Jennifer Aniston
On body image
“Just because I’m a vegetarian doesn’t mean I can’t kill cows.”
—Paul McCartney
On meat
“Amanda Peet.”
—Pitbull
On how to pronounce his name
“How did you get in my house?”
—Daniel Radcliffe
On the difference between acting onstage and onscreen
“I don’t give high-fives for anything less than a spare.”
—Blake Shelton
On bowling
“I guess I really painted myself into a corner with this whole mouse head thing.”
—Deadmau5
On expectations
“Lubriderm is the only lotion I trust to slip myself out of headlocks.”
—Viggo Mortensen
On advertising
“Okay guys, you’ve made your point. You can let me out now.”
—Jerry Sandusky
On redemption