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SAMPLE OF ONION STORIES I WROTE THE HEADLINE AND COPY FOR:
SAMPLE OF ONION STORIES I WROTE THE COPY FOR (NOT THE HEADLINE)
SAMPLE OF PUBLISHED ONION HEADLINES:
Sample Jokes Published In Daily Content:
Onion Poll
Sample Infographic Jokes
Letters To The Editor
Selected American Voices Jokes
THE NEW YORKER
With Trump Leaving, We Can Finally Stop Worrying About This Wolf
Data 4 Sale
How to Reduce Screen Time
Part of the Problem
I’m Your Dog and I’m Worried About You
Dr. Clifton’s Fantastical Miracle Elixir Return Policy
A Homeschool Report Card in the COVID-19 Era
This Poem’s Gonna Be a Hit!
My Happy Place
The Job Creator Rises at Dawn
When You’re Looking for the Very Best
I’m a Disrupter
Million-Dollar Subway Fixes
George R.R. Martin Might Be Rushing His Work
Your Content Will Resume Shortly
PRESIDENT SHOW
The President Zone – Closing
The President Zone – Opening
Transgender Soldiers Remote Piece
MAD MAGAZINE
Bad Haircut
Mike Pence’s New Sins
Politician Price Guide
Fun Facebook Facts
Side Effects
Twitter’s Maximum Character Rule
Google Glass
Whitman’s Anti-Anxiety Sampler
Stop-And-Frisk
Apology Interpreter
Banana Republican
Ear Gauges
PAUL RYAN MAGAZINE
McSWEENEY’S
AMERICAN BYSTANDER
TL: DR WIKIPEDIA
SOMEECARDS
ARTICLES
FUNNY OR DIE
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