Guy Who’s Dead Because I Say So died yesterday, for real, no matter what anyone may tell you. It had nothing to do with a paperwork mix-up that someone was too embarrassed to rectify. Nope, that dude is dead for sure, case closed. Let’s abruptly change the topic. Congress, am I right? Those clowns couldn’t […]
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SpongeRob CubeJeans, an undeniably cut-rate SpongeBob SquarePants knockoff that was foisted upon a blanching public died Tuesday after an intellectual theft lawsuit filed by Nickelodeon. After being destroyed by the power of the state, CubeJeans was sent back to his home in Zucchini Bottom to hang with dimwitted pal Potluck Star, where he passed away […]
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