Sample Monologue Jokes


The other day, Mike Tyson advised Americans to vote for Trump. To help out, he has even offered to bite immigrants.   The other day, a man posted a selfie while his wife was giving birth. Apparently the baby’s first words were, “Give it a rest.”   REI decided to close its stores on Black […]

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Sample Of Published Onion Headlines


    Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music   String Of Poorly Received Performances Force Sock Puppet To Return To Foot   After Careful Deliberation, Baby Goes With Homosexuality   OE: This May Not Be The Ideal Moment Politically, But It’s Time To Talk Reparations (By Barack Obama)   Arby’s […]

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The Real Israeli-Palestinian Crisis is My lack of Knowledge About it


My ignorance of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict shows no signs of stopping, and is from all indications worse than ever. It’s time to take a good, hard look at how uninformed I am. Just this week, I heard someone say that the death toll rose in Gaza after Israel escalated its air assault. Whatever side of […]

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