Totally Biased Submission Packet

 

May 2013 Run Of Jokes Several recent studies on immigrants have shown that the longer they live in America, the less healthy they become, with rates of heart disease, high blood pressure and diabetes increasing. So that’s why Republicans have been talking about letting immigrants stay here. It’s a trap! I knew something was up […]

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Sweatpants

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This Script Is Jaws Meets Harry Potter, And It’s Drivel

This Script Is Jaws Meets Harry Potter, And It’s Drivel

 

Imagine a film that combines the suspenseful thrills of Jaws with exciting fantasy-adventure sequences of Harry Potter, and is a complete piece of shit. If you like that idea, I have a half-finished screenplay you need to read. It’s an incoherent script that pits a magical shark that bites people in an entertaining way I […]

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