STUDY FINDS MORE THAN 17,000 CHILDREN INJURED EACH YEAR WHEN TVS STOP ROTTING THEIR BRAINS LONG ENOUGH TO FALL ON THEM
(THE GIST) — According to a new study by the American Academy of Pediatrics, each year more than 17,000 children are treated in emergency rooms for injuries that occur when the TVs they are watching a barrage of their favorite insipid programming on stop impairing their linguistic and social development long enough to tip over […]Read More
DOWNSIDE: SNAKE IN TOILET BITES MAN’S PENIS, UPSIDE: FINALLY, A PENIS ENLARGEMENT TECHNIQUE THAT WORKS!
Downside: A 35-year-old Israeli man was visiting his parents Friday when a snake bit his penis while was sitting on the toilet. Upside: Potential increased girth, albeit due to severe trauma, in less than five minutes! Could last for hours! Trust us, women will notice the difference! Downside: The man was immediately taken to the Rambam […]Read More