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George Soros Made A Bee Sting Me
Sometimes I think the whole damn world has gone crazy. Our country is changing into a place I can barely recognize. Inevitably, this brings us to the invisible hand of nefarious billionaire philanthropist George Soros. This crypto-Zionist has spent decades controlling the global economy, teaching crisis actors the Meissner technique, and mailing himself pipe bombs […]
Read MoreYou’re Meditating Wrong
By Evan Waite and River Clegg Stop it. Stop breathing that way. In, out, in, out at a slow and even pace? How are you supposed to ruminate over your many sources of anxiety like that? For a breath to be truly meditative, it must be shallow; it must be panicked. That way, you won’t […]
Read MoreI’m a Disrupter
By Evan Waite and River Clegg https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/im-a-disruptor I’m a disruptor. I disrupt things. I grab people’s phones and I chuck them into rivers. I question the status quo. I went to my nephew’s piano recital and made crow sounds the whole time. If I’m invited to his birthday party, I’ll do the same thing, only it […]
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