DOWNSIDE: SNAKE IN TOILET BITES MAN’S PENIS, UPSIDE: FINALLY, A PENIS ENLARGEMENT TECHNIQUE THAT WORKS!

DOWNSIDE: SNAKE IN TOILET BITES MAN’S PENIS, UPSIDE: FINALLY, A PENIS ENLARGEMENT TECHNIQUE THAT WORKS!

 

Downside: A 35-year-old Israeli man was visiting his parents Friday when a snake bit his penis while was sitting on the toilet.   Upside: Potential increased girth, albeit due to severe trauma, in less than five minutes! Could last for hours! Trust us, women will notice the difference!   Downside: The man was immediately taken to the Rambam […]

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GOOD NEWS: MORE PEOPLE ARE FOLLOWING YOU ON TWITTER, BAD NEWS: THEY’RE FROM THE GOVERNMENT

GOOD NEWS: MORE PEOPLE ARE FOLLOWING YOU ON TWITTER, BAD NEWS: THEY’RE FROM THE GOVERNMENT

 

Good News: With governments around the world (but mostly ours) pressuring Twitter to release more users’ private information, you are finally getting some attention on Twitter, just like you always wanted. Bad News: According to the Twitter’s transparency report, governments usually only request the emails or IP addresses linked to the Twitter account, which means […]

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Cold Toilet Seat

Cold Toilet Seat

 

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Totally Biased Submission Packet

 

May 2013 Run Of Jokes Several recent studies on immigrants have shown that the longer they live in America, the less healthy they become, with rates of heart disease, high blood pressure and diabetes increasing. So that’s why Republicans have been talking about letting immigrants stay here. It’s a trap! I knew something was up […]

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