The War On Doritos

The War On Doritos

 

The War On Doritos officially came to an end this week after a historic piece of legislation signed by President Obama cut all federal funding for Doritos eradication efforts.

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Friend-Employee

 

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NY SKIN CARE SALON CHARGING $180 FOR THE SAME BIRD SHIT FACIAL THAT CRAZY LADY IN THE PARK GETS EVERYDAY FOR FREE

NY SKIN CARE SALON CHARGING $180 FOR THE SAME BIRD SHIT FACIAL THAT CRAZY LADY IN THE PARK GETS EVERYDAY FOR FREE

 

(THE GIST) — Shizuka New York Day Spa, an upscale skin care salon off Fifth Avenue, is now offering a $180 version of the bird excrement facials that nutty broad in the park with the yellow slicker and unbuttoned camo pants has been enjoying nearly every day for the extremely low price of whatever bread costs. The […]

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ANTHONY WEINER CONTINUES SAD LITTLE CHARADE BY RELEASING FIRST CAMPAIGN AD

ANTHONY WEINER CONTINUES SAD LITTLE CHARADE BY RELEASING FIRST CAMPAIGN AD

 

(THE GIST) – Sext-plagued New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner began airing his first TV ad today, continuing his pathetic farce of a campaign for yet another week. In the 30-second spot, which reportedly wasted $500,000, Weiner talks about the “powerful voices” that don’t want him to win, presumably including the ones inside his […]

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