CHUCK E. CHEESE CUSTOMERS REWARDED WITH PRIZE OF SEEING BRAWL WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO TURN IN TICKETS
(THE GIST) — Customers at a Chuck E. Cheese in Long island were compensated for their skillful efforts at enduring a Long Island Chuck E. Cheese by being given a massive brawl between two groups of parents to watch, a wildly entertaining spectacle that they didn’t even have to fork over any of their hard-earned […]Read More
WHAT WILL THE ROYAL BABY BE NAMED? WILL IT BE A BOY OR GIRL? WILL I STOP LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH A COUPLE WHO WOULDN’T SPIT ON ME IF I WAS ON FIRE?
(THE GIST) — With the arrival of the scion of Prince William and Kate Middleton perhaps just days away, there are so many important questions to be asked when you don’t want to think about the unrelenting horror your own life has become. Questions like: In which of the hospitals that would never admit me since […]Read More