WHAT WILL THE ROYAL BABY BE NAMED? WILL IT BE A BOY OR GIRL? WILL I STOP LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH A COUPLE WHO WOULDN’T SPIT ON ME IF I WAS ON FIRE?
(THE GIST) — With the arrival of the scion of Prince William and Kate Middleton perhaps just days away, there are so many important questions to be asked when you don’t want to think about the unrelenting horror your own life has become. Questions like: In which of the hospitals that would never admit me since […]Read More