An OhBits Serenity Prayer

An OhBits Serenity Prayer

 

God grant me the serenity To accept the things I cannot change; Courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference. Plus a cherry red Ducati One of them loud ones that turn heads My social circle is very shallow I don’t want to fall behind

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Your Imaginary Friend Milton

Your Imaginary Friend Milton

 

Your Imaginary Friend Milton died Saturday afternoon, not that you care. He is believed to have passed away as a direct result of his bestest friend in the whole wide world, you, getting older and not believing in him anymore. Authorities believe Your Imaginary Friend Milton’s death was entirely preventable, and could have been averted ‘if […]

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Customer Service

Customer Service

 

You have reached the OhBits help line. Your business is very important to us.  I’m going to walk you through your choices. Please wait on the line to be transferred. I just can’t get over losing you And so if I seem, broken and blue Walk on by, walk on by Foolish pride That’s all […]

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Study: Dancing On Deceased Rival’s Urn Not As Satisfying

 

CHICAGO—A vengeance-maximization study published this week by researchers at Northwestern University found that dancing upon the urn of a hated rival feels significantly less satisfying than cutting a rug upon an adversary’s grave. “The results from our observational study indicated that dancing on the still-fresh dirt in front of a lifelong foe’s headstone consistently triggered […]

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