The Onion

Evan is a daily contributor at The Onion who has had many of his jokes published by America’s Finest News Source since he started with the organization in 2011.

He is an alumnus of The Onion’s writing fellowship program, and now writes stories with them remotely from New York City. OAK PARK, IL—Eyeing his contribution to the gathering’s potluck offerings with concern, local man Thomas Rafferty reportedly spent the duration of his coworker’s party Saturday anxiously watching his homemade banana bread go uneaten.