NY SKIN CARE SALON CHARGING $180 FOR THE SAME BIRD SHIT FACIAL THAT CRAZY LADY IN THE PARK GETS EVERYDAY FOR FREE
(THE GIST) — Shizuka New York Day Spa, an upscale skin care salon off Fifth Avenue, is now offering a $180 version of the bird excrement facials that nutty broad in the park with the yellow slicker and unbuttoned camo pants has been enjoying nearly every day for the extremely low price of whatever bread costs.
The excrement, part of a tradtional Japanese skin treatment, is applied to the face with a brush before being rubbed in by (gloved) hand and is said to “beautify” the skin and keep the face soft because it contains a special exfoliating enzyme.
Named the “Geisha Facial”, the treatment is thought to date back to the 1600s, when it began being used on Japanese geishas and actors who had their vanity preyed upon by charlatans who smeared bird shit all over their faces and took their money.
It’s totally legit now though.
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