I’m Your Dog and I’m Worried About You

 

It’s me, Peaches. Hey, are you doing O.K.? I don’t mean to pry, but, starting a few weeks back, you’ve . . . been around more. As in, all the time. Which is totally cool, but it seems like something’s off, so I figured I’d check in. I’m a good boy—talk to me. All of a sudden, it’s […]

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Dr. Clifton’s Fantastical Miracle Elixir Return Policy

 

Madams and good Sirs of all ages, thank you for procuring Dr. Clifton’s Fantastical Miracle Elixir! For fast-acting hair growth, look no further. We appreciate your farthings. However, to those seeking recompense, allow us to explicate the manner by which you may procure it. We do not accept bottles that have been opened by way […]

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A Homeschool Report Card in the COVID-19 Era

 

Mathematics [C-] Jake has difficulty comprehending that I have a fraction of the patience that I used to. The other day, I yelled at my shoe for not slipping off on the first yank. Hopefully, the shoe learned its lesson so I won’t have to scold it again. Sadly, Jake also fails to understand subtraction, […]

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When You’re Looking for the Very Best

When You’re Looking for the Very Best

 

Written by Evan Waite Appeared in the April 22, 2019 issue. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/04/29/when-youre-looking-for-the-very-best

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