The Job Creator Rises at Dawn

 

By Evan Waite and River Clegg The Job Creator rises at dawn. He wears pajamas—expensive silken ones. Graying at the temples, he beholds the view from his penthouse suite and takes a sip of coffee. The coffee is also expensive, having been grown in delicious soil. The Job Creator looks out over his vast dominion. The […]

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When You’re Looking for the Very Best

When You’re Looking for the Very Best

 

Written by Evan Waite Appeared in the April 22, 2019 issue. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/04/29/when-youre-looking-for-the-very-best

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I’m a Disrupter

 

By Evan Waite and River Clegg https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/im-a-disruptor I’m a disruptor. I disrupt things. I grab people’s phones and I chuck them into rivers. I question the status quo. I went to my nephew’s piano recital and made crow sounds the whole time. If I’m invited to his birthday party, I’ll do the same thing, only it […]

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Million-Dollar Subway Fixes

Million-Dollar Subway Fixes

 

written by Evan Waite and River Clegg Appeared in the August 21, 2017 print issue https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/08/21/million-dollar-subway-fixes  

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