Do You Trust The Mainstream Media? No, but propaganda that I agree with is good enough for me. Yes, but then again, I once ate an unpeeled orange because my friend told me it would clear up my acne. Do You Think Schools Should Teach Abstinence-Only Sex Education? I just drop them off and pick […]
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Tips For Choosing The Right Veterinarian Before letting the veterinarian work on your beloved turtle, give them a decoy turtle to prove themselves first. Pros And Cons Of Legalizing Prostitution CON Sex is wrong The Pros And Cons Of Co-Sleeping Crying sounds way better live than through crappy monitor Probably tough for newborn to sleep […]
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Dear The Onion, You know who’s an underrated actor? I’m making a list, but I don’t have any names yet. Dear The Onion, Your advertising doesn’t work on me! Ha ha ha! Dear The Onion, Just wanted to let you know I’ve been a fan of yours ever since I was wrapped up in your newspaper as a […]
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Burger King Proposes Teaming With McDonald’s To Sell ‘McWhopper’ “I didn’t realize the two restaurants even knew about each other.” National Zoo Panda Cub Dies “It’s heartbreaking to see an animal caged so briefly.” Josh Duggar Enters Rehab Following Scandal “Helping people is what hacking into private online accounts and leaking personal information is all […]
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