Sample Of Published Onion Headlines

 

    Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music   String Of Poorly Received Performances Force Sock Puppet To Return To Foot   After Careful Deliberation, Baby Goes With Homosexuality   OE: This May Not Be The Ideal Moment Politically, But It’s Time To Talk Reparations (By Barack Obama)   Arby’s […]

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Onion Fellowship Application Stories

 

Evan is a daily contributor at The Onion who has had hundreds of jokes published by them. He now contributes daily to the following sections: Headlines American Voices Infographics National News Highlights Corrections Letters To The Editor Best Sellers Movie Listing Weddings Unsung Heroes Real Estate Obituary Great Escapes TV Listing Community Calendar   It […]

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