The Onion


Evan is a daily contributor at The Onion who has had many of his jokes published by America’s Finest News Source since he started with the organization in 2011.   He is an alumnus of The Onion’s writing fellowship program, and now writes stories with them remotely from New York City.   Sample Of Published […]

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Sample Of Published Onion Headlines


    Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music   String Of Poorly Received Performances Force Sock Puppet To Return To Foot   After Careful Deliberation, Baby Goes With Homosexuality   OE: This May Not Be The Ideal Moment Politically, But It’s Time To Talk Reparations (By Barack Obama)   Arby’s […]

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Onion Fellowship Application Stories


Evan is a daily contributor at The Onion who has had hundreds of jokes published by them. He now contributes daily to the following sections: Headlines American Voices Infographics National News Highlights Corrections Letters To The Editor Best Sellers Movie Listing Weddings Unsung Heroes Real Estate Obituary Great Escapes TV Listing Community Calendar   It […]

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