KANYE WEST’S BEING AN ASSHOLE FINALLY GETS HIM ARRESTED

KANYE WEST’S BEING AN ASSHOLE FINALLY GETS HIM ARRESTED

 

(THE GIST) — Grammy winning rapper and producer Kanye West allegedly attacked a TMZ cameraman at Los Angeles International Airport Friday, marking the first time one of his many instances of acting like a raging dickhead has actually resulted in him being punished for it. The violent incident, which took place as West was exiting […]

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STUDY FINDS MORE THAN 17,000 CHILDREN INJURED EACH YEAR WHEN TVS STOP ROTTING THEIR BRAINS LONG ENOUGH TO FALL ON THEM

STUDY FINDS MORE THAN 17,000 CHILDREN INJURED EACH YEAR WHEN TVS STOP ROTTING THEIR BRAINS LONG ENOUGH TO FALL ON THEM

 

(THE GIST) — According to a new study by the American Academy of Pediatrics, each year more than 17,000 children are treated in emergency rooms for injuries that occur when the TVs they are watching a barrage of their favorite insipid programming on stop impairing their linguistic and social development long enough to tip over […]

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DOWNSIDE: SNAKE IN TOILET BITES MAN’S PENIS, UPSIDE: FINALLY, A PENIS ENLARGEMENT TECHNIQUE THAT WORKS!

DOWNSIDE: SNAKE IN TOILET BITES MAN’S PENIS, UPSIDE: FINALLY, A PENIS ENLARGEMENT TECHNIQUE THAT WORKS!

 

Downside: A 35-year-old Israeli man was visiting his parents Friday when a snake bit his penis while was sitting on the toilet.   Upside: Potential increased girth, albeit due to severe trauma, in less than five minutes! Could last for hours! Trust us, women will notice the difference!   Downside: The man was immediately taken to the Rambam […]

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GOOD NEWS: MORE PEOPLE ARE FOLLOWING YOU ON TWITTER, BAD NEWS: THEY’RE FROM THE GOVERNMENT

GOOD NEWS: MORE PEOPLE ARE FOLLOWING YOU ON TWITTER, BAD NEWS: THEY’RE FROM THE GOVERNMENT

 

Good News: With governments around the world (but mostly ours) pressuring Twitter to release more users’ private information, you are finally getting some attention on Twitter, just like you always wanted. Bad News: According to the Twitter’s transparency report, governments usually only request the emails or IP addresses linked to the Twitter account, which means […]

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