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ANGRY KNOXVILLE MOMS PROTEST CHICK-FIL-A’S BREASTFEEDING POLICY BY STAGING TIT-IN

(THE GIST) – Angered by an incident earlier this week in which employees at a Knoxville, Tennessee Chick-fil-A asked a mother to stop nursing her 5-month-old daughter after other patrons complained, twenty courageous female freedom fighters brazenly entered the establishment Wednesday and staged a nonviolent tit-in. Tennessee law states that breastfeeding in public is legal, so mother-of-two Jennifer Day was well within her […]

MCDONALD’S CALORIE COUNTS DON’T MAKE CUSTOMERS EAT BETTER, BUT HEY, AT LEAST THEY’LL FEEL APPROPRIATE LEVEL OF GUILT

(THE GIST) — A new study published by The American Journal of Public Health found that displaying the number of calories in each of the menu items at McDonald’s has not prompted customers to alter their eating habits, though presumably it at least forced them experience the appropriate level of self-loathing that corresponds to the amount of willpower they’ve shown themselves to […]

NICK CANNON WRITES HEARTFELT OPEN LETTER TO AMANDA BYNES THAT COINCIDENTALLY INJECTS HIM INTO POPULAR NEWS STORY

(THE GIST) — On his official website, ‘America’s Got Talent’ host Nick Cannon penned a touching open letter to troubled actress and former Nickelodeon comedy partner Amanda Bynes, who is currently in a 5150 psychiatric hold at a Los Angeles area hospital, in which he offered her a generous outpouring of love and support while […]

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