Daily Show   Submission Packet – First Round (2015)

 

HEADLINE – BOY SCOUTS [TAKE: STUDIO BUMPER]   {***JON***} WELCOME BACK. GAY RIGHTS HAS BEEN QUITE THE TRENDING TOPIC THIS YEAR, AND ON MONDAY, THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA GOT IN ON SOME OF THAT ACCEPTING-PEOPLE-FOR-WHO-THEY-ARE ACTION.   [TAKE: VT-SOT: CBS NEWS: OUTCUE: CONTESSA BREWER: THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA HAVE LIFTED A BLANKET BAN […]

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Daily Show   Submission Packet – Second Round (2015)

 

HEADLINE – BLACK LIVES MATTER   [TAKE: STUDIO BUMPER]   {***TREVOR***} WELCOME BACK. AFTER A SERIES OF DEADLY POLICE SHOOTINGS OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS, AND THE RISE OF THE BLACK LIVES MATTER MOVEMENT, SEVERAL MELANIN-DEPLETED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES HAVE BEEN CRITICIZED FOR BEING OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE STRUGGLES OF BLACK AMERICA. BUT THE THING THESE PEOPLE ARE […]

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Sample Real Time With Bill Maher   “New Rules”

 

New Rule: If you own a selfie stick, you have to let your doctor use it to perform your colonoscopy. Either way, an asshole is holding it.   New Rule: Stop making light-up sneakers in adult sizes. If you’re older than 6 and have shoes with light bulbs in them, we get to drape you […]

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Sample Monologue Jokes

 

The other day, Mike Tyson advised Americans to vote for Trump. To help out, he has even offered to bite immigrants.   The other day, a man posted a selfie while his wife was giving birth. Apparently the baby’s first words were, “Give it a rest.”   REI decided to close its stores on Black […]

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