As An Abusive Cop, I’m Impressed By The Taser X26’s Battery Life

 

In my 12 years as an unhinged cop who has no business being on the force, I’ve abused a lot of people. I mean a lot. I tend to lash out at the slightest provocation, especially when I’m feeling impotent because my wife yelled at me. And tasing is kind of my go-to move when […]

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Full Frontal With Samantha Bee   Submission Packet – First Round

 

Segment Script:   {***SAM***} WELCOME BACK. A WISE MAN ONCE SAID, “HARD WORK IS ITS OWN REWARD,” WHICH, COINCIDENTALLY, IS THE SAME THING HIS BOSS SAID BEFORE ASSIGNING HIM UNPAID OVERTIME.   YOU SEE, HE DIDN’T REALIZE HOW LAZY HE WAS UNTIL SOMEBODY TOLD HIM, AND WE ARE NO DIFFERENT.   ACCORDING TO OUR STRAIGHT-TALKING, […]

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Full Frontal with Samantha Bee   Submission Packet – Second Round

 

ALABAMA CHEMICAL ENDANGERMENT LAW PITCH Sam considers herself a friend to Alabama, and has heard rumors that the state has been making some reckless decisions due to an addiction to chemical endangerment legislation. She heads down there to check up on Alabama, in the hopes that it isn’t using.   Sam speaks with Casey Shehi, […]

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