SpongeRob CubeJeans

SpongeRob CubeJeans

 

SpongeRob CubeJeans, an undeniably cut-rate SpongeBob SquarePants knockoff that was foisted upon a blanching public died Tuesday after an intellectual theft lawsuit filed by Nickelodeon. After being destroyed by the power of the state, CubeJeans was sent back to his home in Zucchini Bottom to hang with dimwitted pal Potluck Star, where he passed away […]

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The Contrarian

The Contrarian

 

The Contrarian, an asshole who liked to disagree with people for no other reason than it gave him something to do, even from beyond the grave, passed away Tuesday morning (Hate to split hairs here, but not sure I agree with your comment as stated. Tuesday morning in America is simultaneously Monday evening in China. […]

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Colonel Mustard

Colonel Mustard

 

Colonel Mustard was killed from eating a large bucket of bad shrimp, which he knew was spoiled before eating it, but he was really hungry.

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Voting

Voting

 

Voting died after a decline in health over the last several decades. The causes of death are both candidates are in the pocket of big business anyway, neither side truly represents the people and what we’re all about, and anyway the electoral college is total bullshit, in a country of 300 million people one vote […]

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