Written by the spirit of That Goldfish From The Fair Let’s be honest, did you ever even want me? From all accounts, you’ve never shown any interest whatsoever in owning, or even looking at fish before. During the brief time I was at your apartment before your indifference doomed me, I certainly didn’t notice any […]
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Guy Who’s Dead Because I Say So died yesterday, for real, no matter what anyone may tell you. It had nothing to do with a paperwork mix-up that someone was too embarrassed to rectify. Nope, that dude is dead for sure, case closed. Let’s abruptly change the topic. Congress, am I right? Those clowns couldn’t […]
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Note: The Most Humble Man In The World passed away at his home in Connecticut yesterday at the age of 38. Knowing one day his time would come, The Most Humble Man In The World wrote his own OhBit ahead of time and sent copies to every major metropolitan newspaper in the continental United States, […]
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Guy Who Cobbled Together His Life Story From Historical Figures (GWC) died yesterday evening after being shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in Dallas as he waved with wife Jackie from his motorcade. As a young…um…girl, GWC moved from his homeland of Germany to Amsterdam with his family in 1933 in order to stay one step […]
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