Segment Script: {***SAM***} WELCOME BACK. A WISE MAN ONCE SAID, “HARD WORK IS ITS OWN REWARD,” WHICH, COINCIDENTALLY, IS THE SAME THING HIS BOSS SAID BEFORE ASSIGNING HIM UNPAID OVERTIME. YOU SEE, HE DIDN’T REALIZE HOW LAZY HE WAS UNTIL SOMEBODY TOLD HIM, AND WE ARE NO DIFFERENT. ACCORDING TO OUR STRAIGHT-TALKING, […]
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ALABAMA CHEMICAL ENDANGERMENT LAW PITCH Sam considers herself a friend to Alabama, and has heard rumors that the state has been making some reckless decisions due to an addiction to chemical endangerment legislation. She heads down there to check up on Alabama, in the hopes that it isn’t using. Sam speaks with Casey Shehi, […]
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HEADLINE – BOY SCOUTS [TAKE: STUDIO BUMPER] {***JON***} WELCOME BACK. GAY RIGHTS HAS BEEN QUITE THE TRENDING TOPIC THIS YEAR, AND ON MONDAY, THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA GOT IN ON SOME OF THAT ACCEPTING-PEOPLE-FOR-WHO-THEY-ARE ACTION. [TAKE: VT-SOT: CBS NEWS: OUTCUE: CONTESSA BREWER: THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA HAVE LIFTED A BLANKET BAN […]
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HEADLINE – BLACK LIVES MATTER [TAKE: STUDIO BUMPER] {***TREVOR***} WELCOME BACK. AFTER A SERIES OF DEADLY POLICE SHOOTINGS OF AFRICAN-AMERICANS, AND THE RISE OF THE BLACK LIVES MATTER MOVEMENT, SEVERAL MELANIN-DEPLETED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES HAVE BEEN CRITICIZED FOR BEING OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE STRUGGLES OF BLACK AMERICA. BUT THE THING THESE PEOPLE ARE […]
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