The Best Part About Having A Daughter Is Using Her As A Human Shield Against Charges Of Sexism

 

Having a daughter has changed my life in ways that I never could have imagined. When I held Penelope, a feeling of pure joy washed over me. In that moment, I knew in my heart that no matter how poorly I treated women from then on, no one could ever accuse me of being a […]

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As An Abusive Cop, I’m Impressed By The Taser X26’s Battery Life

 

In my 12 years as an unhinged cop who has no business being on the force, I’ve abused a lot of people. I mean a lot. I tend to lash out at the slightest provocation, especially when I’m feeling impotent because my wife yelled at me. And tasing is kind of my go-to move when […]

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The Real Israeli-Palestinian Crisis is My lack of Knowledge About it

 

My ignorance of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict shows no signs of stopping, and is from all indications worse than ever. It’s time to take a good, hard look at how uninformed I am. Just this week, I heard someone say that the death toll rose in Gaza after Israel escalated its air assault. Whatever side of […]

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I Like Art

 

Isn’t art amazing? Whenever I look at art, I think, “That is really good.” Sometimes I even think, “I wish I had made that art, because the art-man who did it is so skilled.” And ladies, it is not only men who make art now. There are women from all over the world who also […]

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