EVAN WAITE ON BECOMING A STAGGERING JOKE WRITING MACHINE Evan Waite is an executive story editor on NBC’s Sunnyside and has previously written for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Showtime’s Our Cartoon President, Kevin Hart’s Guide to Black History,and Comedy Central’s The President Show. Besides his television writing career, Evan Waite is also a prolific prose humorist with credits including The Onion, MAD Magazine, […]
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By Evan Waite and River Clegg The conflict known today as the Great Thermostat War of 2014 was fought from April to July of that year, in the Jacobs & Bridges Accounting firm’s Pittsburgh branch. The result of a long-simmering feud over the office’s temperature, hostilities broke out when a ragtag regiment of coworkers with […]
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Having a daughter has changed my life in ways that I never could have imagined. When I held Penelope, a feeling of pure joy washed over me. In that moment, I knew in my heart that no matter how poorly I treated women from then on, no one could ever accuse me of being a […]
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In my 12 years as an unhinged cop who has no business being on the force, I’ve abused a lot of people. I mean a lot. I tend to lash out at the slightest provocation, especially when I’m feeling impotent because my wife yelled at me. And tasing is kind of my go-to move when […]
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