With Trump Leaving, We Can Finally Stop Worrying About This Wolf

 

These past four years have been a stress-filled nightmare. As soon as Donald Trump took office, the world started to feel scarier and more dangerous. But thanks to the American people stepping up to vote in record numbers, we will never again have to think about the wolf that prowls our property and scratches up […]

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Welcome to Bubble Time Laundromat

 

Empty pockets before washing. Do not overload machines. Or underload machines. Load machines the exact right amount. Customers are welcome to use the carts. They’re caked in hair from the last six people that used them. But don’t worry: Only five of them had lice. Our manager Jim would clean them, but he’s busy watching […]

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Data 4 Sale

 

By Evan Waite and River Clegg These days, it seems like everyone is concerned about their privacy on the Internet. Mega-companies are taking people’s data and selling it to the highest bidder, making billions in the process. And, frankly, we at Ernie’s Shoe Repair would love to get in on the action. Sure, we’re not […]

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How to Reduce Screen Time

 

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/09/07/how-to-reduce-screen-time

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