How to Reduce Screen Time

 

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/09/07/how-to-reduce-screen-time

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Part of the Problem

 

I like to think I’m a good guy. I pay my taxes. I love my kids. But after a lot of soul-searching about my place in society, I’ve come to realize that I’m not nearly as innocent as I would like to believe. The hard truth is that I’m part of the problem. If we’re […]

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I’m Your Dog and I’m Worried About You

 

It’s me, Peaches. Hey, are you doing O.K.? I don’t mean to pry, but, starting a few weeks back, you’ve . . . been around more. As in, all the time. Which is totally cool, but it seems like something’s off, so I figured I’d check in. I’m a good boy—talk to me. All of a sudden, it’s […]

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Dr. Clifton’s Fantastical Miracle Elixir Return Policy

 

Madams and good Sirs of all ages, thank you for procuring Dr. Clifton’s Fantastical Miracle Elixir! For fast-acting hair growth, look no further. We appreciate your farthings. However, to those seeking recompense, allow us to explicate the manner by which you may procure it. We do not accept bottles that have been opened by way […]

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